WoodenHeart

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I make coffee for a living
Pole dancer
Amateur gym rat
Crafty
Boss bitch

"life is what happens when you're busy making plans"

thunderclap420:

swolizard:

Some Guy Recreated a Bunch of Female Tinder Pics and They’re Glorious

I chose my favorites, but you can find the rest here

This guy lmao

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Woke up at 5:30 to get a good work out in before work at 8. I won’t have time to later. I probably spent 20 minutes in bed deciding whether or not I was going to go. Really glad I went but work is going to suck… I’m so exhausted.

Woke up at 5:30 to get a good work out in before work at 8. I won’t have time to later. I probably spent 20 minutes in bed deciding whether or not I was going to go. Really glad I went but work is going to suck… I’m so exhausted.

  • fitblrs: you should only do cardio 3x a week at most!!!!!
  • trackies, marathoners, basically every runner ever: lol
  • lifters: whats a cardio?

serfborts:

when you’re one of the skinny bitches in the club and Anaconda comes on but you don’t give a fuck

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